brett: good news. you have a girlfriend! her initials? TWS. she enjoys long typing sessions and late nights."
that's short for teacher work sample, or as we've renamed her, Tonya Wynn Stevenson.
brett: Tonya, I like how it rolls off the tongue.
brett: I dare you to turn it in with "Tonya" written in red on the front cover
diz: i just might do it
brett: in lipstick
diz: where am i going to get lipstick?
brett: I can get you some samples
brett: no excuses, I'm married to a Mary Kay lady
brett: your downfall (and your strength) is your deep attachment to some things. that and cuddling with strangers
brett: on blow up mattresses
diz: haha, i was like "how did you know [wouldn't you like to know her name?] and i cuddled?"
diz: then i went "ohhh"
brett: yep
the joke is brett tried to spoon with me in augusta on a blow up mattress in some girls from uga gwinnett's hotel room. he didn't.
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